US Secret Service Has An NFT Collection 🕵️♀️
Happy Tu(n)esday, my crypto crusaders! 🎶 Are you curious about how your crypto investment strategy can impact your portfolio? 💰 Well, get ready to bust out those air guitars, because today we’re talking about the power of a solid investment plan. If you’re ready with some big crypto energy, We’ve got some juicy news for […]
Superpowered All-In-One Crypto Newsletter: Milkroad, Defiant, Messari, Bankless And CoinDesk
Welcome to The Wise Guy, Where we take cryptocurrency news so seriously that we’ve invented a new currency: jokes. (Just kidding – we wouldn’t do that to you.) Actually, we take cryptocurrency seriously enough to curate the best bits from not just one, not two, but FIVE premium newsletters: MilkRoad, Defiant, Messari, Bankless, and CoinDesk […]
Johnny Depp’s Lawyer to Represent ZachXBT 💼
Happy belated Juneteenth to all my crypto homies out there! 🎉 It’s Tues-yay, and I hope you’re as excited as I am to sink your teeth into a crypto menu juicier than that dream steak you’ve been fantasizing about all week. 🍔 🤤 Folks, we hope you wished your father a happy Father’s Day! 😎 […]
When Wall Street Meets Bitcoin 🏢
It’s Fri-yay and our crypto menu is more appetizing than that juicy steak you’ve been dreaming about all week! Folks – we’re about to take you on a time-traveling adventure! Let’s go back to the day when Warren Buffett called Bitcoin rat poison squared. While the famous investor scoffed at the idea of investing in […]
This Presidential Elections Vote For Bitcoin🚀
Hey hey! 🍕 Happy Tuesday, fellow crypto enthusiasts! 🎉 Bitcoin Pizza Day may be over, but we still have a slice of pizza news that’s funky and funny! 🍕 💸 Apple’s 30% In-App Purchase Cut Remains a Pain 💰 Ben.Eth Inks Deal With Bitboy Armstrong 💲 Bitcoin to Rock the Polls in 2024 US Presidential […]
An Open Letter To Andrew Tate 🥊
Hello Superstar! 🌟 We hope you’re fully charged! 🔋 To add some extra fun and laughter to your day, we’ve put together a lineup of exciting news and hilarious content just for you! So, grab your cup of rocket fuel (aka coffee) ☕, relax and enjoy the ride! (Our AI has been working hard 🤖 […]
Binance CEO A ‘Small Potato’ 🥔
Happy Friday, fabulous people! 🎉 The weekend is finally here and we hope you’re ready to kick back and relax. But before you do, we’ve rounded up some juicy news that’ll make your day even sweeter. Plus, our AI has been working hard and has some thrilling crypto prognostications (towards the end) for you. So, […]