Superpowered All-In-One Crypto Newsletter: Milkroad, Defiant, Messari, Bankless And CoinDesk
Welcome to The Wise Guy, Where we take cryptocurrency news so seriously that we’ve invented a new currency: jokes. (Just kidding – we wouldn’t do that to you.) Actually, we take cryptocurrency seriously enough to curate the best bits from not just one, not two, but FIVE premium newsletters: MilkRoad, Defiant, Messari, Bankless, and CoinDesk […]
Andrew Tate’s BTC holdings are gone for good! 💰
Happy Fri-nally, my crypto-loving friends! 🎉 If you had bought $100 worth of Bitcoin when the term ‘Crypto Winter’ was first used, how much do you think you’d have today? Well, get ready to clutch your weekend-at-last mimosas, because the answer might just shock you! If you’re ready to kick off the weekend with some […]
Johnny Depp’s Lawyer to Represent ZachXBT 💼
Happy belated Juneteenth to all my crypto homies out there! 🎉 It’s Tues-yay, and I hope you’re as excited as I am to sink your teeth into a crypto menu juicier than that dream steak you’ve been fantasizing about all week. 🍔 🤤 Folks, we hope you wished your father a happy Father’s Day! 😎 […]
$100 Investment In Bitcoin In 2009 Would’ve Made You A Multi-Millionaire Today🤑
Happy Friday, fellow crypto enthusiasts! 🥳 We’re back with the juiciest news of the week in the crypto-sphere, served with a side of fresh guac and hot salsa! But wait, there’s more! In today’s edition, we’re also diving deep into the time machine and checking out what would have happened if you’d invested $100 in […]
Binance SEC Situation: Panic Mode ON!🤯
Happy Taco Tuesday, crypto amigos! 🌮 A lot happened this week– Apple went metaverse, Taylor Swift broke up with her beau, and the SEC declared war on Binance. Grab yourself a margarita and get ready for a round-up of this week’s craziest crypto stories: 💸💥🚀 💰Binance SEC Lawsuit Is Way More Complicated Than You Think […]
Crypto Twitter’s Days Are Over?🤔
Welcome, fellow crypto lovers, to another fabulous Friday! First things first, let’s address the elephant in the room…or shall we say, the “crypto-aloha”? We hope you’re all enjoying some fruity cocktails and tropical vibes to kick off the weekend. Just remember, pineapple definitely belongs on pizza 🍕 (don’t @ us!). 💸 Binance Is Hiring Or […]
This Presidential Elections Vote For Bitcoin🚀
Hey hey! 🍕 Happy Tuesday, fellow crypto enthusiasts! 🎉 Bitcoin Pizza Day may be over, but we still have a slice of pizza news that’s funky and funny! 🍕 💸 Apple’s 30% In-App Purchase Cut Remains a Pain 💰 Ben.Eth Inks Deal With Bitboy Armstrong 💲 Bitcoin to Rock the Polls in 2024 US Presidential […]
Another Day, Another Exchange Down!
Happy Tuesday, awesome human! It’s time to kick up your feet, grab a cup of your favorite beverage ☕, and get ready for some exciting news we’ve handpicked just for you! Plus, Our AI has been working tirelessly to bring you the most juicy intel in the world of crypto. So sit tight and let’s […]
An Open Letter To Andrew Tate 🥊
Hello Superstar! 🌟 We hope you’re fully charged! 🔋 To add some extra fun and laughter to your day, we’ve put together a lineup of exciting news and hilarious content just for you! So, grab your cup of rocket fuel (aka coffee) ☕, relax and enjoy the ride! (Our AI has been working hard 🤖 […]
Binance CEO A ‘Small Potato’ 🥔
Happy Friday, fabulous people! 🎉 The weekend is finally here and we hope you’re ready to kick back and relax. But before you do, we’ve rounded up some juicy news that’ll make your day even sweeter. Plus, our AI has been working hard and has some thrilling crypto prognostications (towards the end) for you. So, […]